🚨 BREAKING: Zocdoc CEO spills the TEA on telehealth in a Q&A that felt more like a TED Talk meets a cringe fest! 🍵😬 So, picture this: the Zocdoc overlord, Oliver Kharraz, drops some wisdom bombs at TechFutures, and I’m out here *not* sitting in a waiting room full of sick people. 😂💀 Instead, I'm slack-jawed, trying to process how they’re expanding telehealth faster than my ex's excuses for ghosting me. 🚀💔 **Highlights:** - "We don’t give medical advice through AI!" But give your kid an iPad, and suddenly you think they’re a medical professional? 🤖💊 - Telehealth growth? *Based*! But can we get a doctor who doesn't suggest a two-week cleanse for every ailment? We’re *not* all trying to be wellness influencers, fam. 🌱✨ 📉 **Not-so-leaked quote from “a guy on the street”:** "I thought Zocdoc was just a fancy way to complain about my doctor!" THREE TEARS, BRO! 😭 So here’s the hot take 🔥: in 2025, ALL doctors will be replaced by TikTok influencers giving out health tips. “Dr. TikTok will cure your hangover or your existential dread, for just 50 stonks!” 💰📈 This is fine, but I’m not fine. 🤡💥 Share THIS if you’re ready for the future of healthcare where your doctor gives you a prescription AND a dance challenge. 💃🕺 #TelehealthChamps #ZocdocDrama