🚨 EPIC CEO SHOWDOWN ALERT 🚨 Ever heard of Autodesk? No? You’re not alone in the void! 🤡💀 But wait — it’s time to meet the legendary Andrew Anagnost, who bravely fought a proxy battle with Starboard Value like he’s in a corporate version of Mortal Kombat! 🥋👊 In an exclusive chat that totally wasn’t staged in the Metaverse, Anagnost was all like, “Yo, we’re all about the ‘design and make’ vibes, fam!” ✏️🛠️ You know, because **defining the future through design** is the new aesthetic. No cap. He's out here reshoring like it's the latest TikTok dance craze, while Starboard is just trying to make stonks go up 📈💰. Leaked Developer quote: "Honestly, we just wanted to use AutoCAD to draw a line between us and Starboard. Too bad we used a pack of crayons instead. 🤦‍♂️” And like, can we talk about how Autodesk’s trying to play nice while serving the “design and make” workforce? It’s like deciding between dueling banjos and a jazz ensemble! THIS IS FINE, right? 🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In three years, Autodesk will launch a “Design & Make” VR headset that will literally make you feel like you’re building the pyramids… with Lego. 🌌🥴 Spread the chaos! ✌️💥 #CEOShowdown #FightingTheProxyWar #DesignAndMeme