🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨 Lyft CEO David Risher just dropped some spicy tea ☕💅 that’ll have you questioning if they’re gunning for the top or just vibing in the backseat! Buckle up, fam! 🚗💨 In an exclusive Q&A that’s more exciting than a cat meme on TikTok, Risher revealed they’re actually turning a profit for THREE STRAIGHT QUARTERS! 😱 That's right, in a world where tech companies are burning cash like it's 2007, Lyft is like “stonks” 📈. Meanwhile, their co-founders are ghosting the board like it’s the end of a cringe relationship – “I’m off to greener pastures (or just better startups)” 🤡💔. And wait for it… they’re diving into the world of robotaxis 🤖🚖! It’s time to unleash the chaos and let the machines drive us around while we sit back and watch Netflix 📺💤! Risher's vision sounds like the ultimate “this is fine” meme where everything is on fire, and we’re just chilling in the driver’s seat! 🔥💀 🔹👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, if our robotaxis crash, we just blame it on the AI, right? 🤷‍♂️ No cap.” Hot take 🔥: Soon, you'll be ordering a robotaxi and it’ll take you to the nearest grocery store to buy avocado toast while you’re vibing to Lo-fi beats. Welcome to 2030, baby! 🚀💰 Share this chaos while your rideshare app might still be running! 🥳💥