🚨🛑 BREAKING: Remedy CEO Exits Stage Left, Studio Goes Full Drama Mode! 🎭🔥 Y'all, Tero Virtala just ghosted outta the CEO chair like it was a cringe TikTok challenge! No cap, after 9 YEARS of trying to make sense of Alan Wake's deep psychological crisis, he's bouncin' and leaving interim Markus Mäki holding the bag like Drake at the back of the room. 😬💔 And let's not forget about their latest flop, FBC: Firebreak. You know it’s bad when investors are raising the red flags like this is an episode of *This Is Fine* 🐶🔥. Remedy was out here looking like the kid who got a “D” in gym class during the Olympics! The game tanked harder than crypto in a bear market—major stonks 💰😱. The “mutual consent” exit sounds more like a heated argument over who left the milk out. Imagine a boardroom manned by confused developers like: "Do we switch to NFTs?!" 🤖💀 Mark my words, Remedy's next move will either be a genius pivot to high-speed llama racing simulators or a tragic sequel to FBC with DLC focused on coffee brewing. 🚀 Get ready for that insanity, because we’re officially living in the multiverse of madness now, fam. 🌌✨