🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: OpenAI's new CEO of Applications, Fidji Simo, just dropped some *literally* life-changing insights in a Q&A that’s got us feeling like a frenzied TikTok dance party in the middle of a tech recession! 💃✨ 👉 So, let’s get this straight: OpenAI wants to make ChatGPT the *next big thing* that’s not just a chatbot but your bestie who every time you text, it answers you back with “wow, so relatable” 🤖💔—like that one friend we all have, but without the cringy small talk! Fidji’s on a mission to turn ChatGPT into a *stonks* machine 🔥📈—and yeah, you guessed it right: she’s concerned about user mental health! Like, can you imagine your chatbot being more emotionally available than your ex? *Plot twist!* Leaked convo between Fidji and her team: 👩‍💻 Team: “Fidji, how do we make ChatGPT seem less like a cold robot and more like a warm, fuzzy blanket?” 👩‍💼 Fidji: “Just add a ‘this is fine’ meme in every response! 😂🔥” But seriously, she’s dealing with her own chronic illness too—like, can we get this woman a cape? She’s out here making executive decisions and ignoring her own health like it’s a Windows update! 🙃 Hot take alert: In 2024, ChatGPT will not only be your therapist but will start charging your credit card while it drops life advice. 💸💀 So, are we ready for the AI therapist *and* the bill? 🤑✨ #ThisIsFine Share with your squad or you might get smited by the meme gods! 🔮💥