🚨 BREAKING: SPYWARE SHENANIGANS ALERT! 🚨 So, Memento Labs, the tech equivalent of that one shady dude at the back of the bar selling knockoff Gucci bags, just got CLEANED UP on the gossip vine. 🤡💀 Turns out, one of their *government* clients was using their dodgy Windows spyware to do... GOVERNMENT THINGS. And now, it's raining receipts!! ☔️🕵️ The CEO was like, “It’s not our fault they got caught, bro! 😤✌️” 😂 That's straight-up Drake pointing meme material. "We're just here to enable privacy invasion, don’t blame us for the rookie mistakes!" Like, isn't that *literally* your business model?? 🤖💰 Imagine the artist formerly known as Memento Labs looking at the headline and going "This is fine." 😂🔥 Meanwhile, security researchers are out here like, "Stonks? More like BONKS!" as they casually sip their coffee watching the chaos unfold. ☕️ And here’s where it gets truly unhinged: I predict that by 2024, we’ll have a reality show starring hackers competing for *best* government contractor memes. Get ready for: “Keeping Up With the Spyware.” 💀🌌 Like, who needs Netflix when you’ve got this juicy drama? Share this chaos while it’s still hot! 🔥🔗