🌩️💻 Y’all, buckle your seatbelts because the Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince just dropped some serious 🔥 takes on AI chatbots 🤖💀 and how they’re like that one annoying friend who shows up uninvited to your party! 🚪🍕 “These chatbots are gonna put journalism in a coffin, fam,” he said, probably while sipping a $14 oat milk latte. ☕️💸 Look, if you’re still riding the stonks train 🚂💰, and think crawling the web for info should cost more than your monthly Netflix sub, guess what? Cloudflare just rolled out a pay-per-crawl initiative! 🤑🦖 It’s like charging you to read the free samples at Starbucks – zero chill, major cringe. And you wanna know why this is wild? Because AI chatbots are feasting on your data like it’s a bottomless buffet 🌌💃, and Matthew thinks it’s gonna turn the web into a dumpster fire where only the spoiled food survives 🍔🔥. Leaked dev quote: “We’re basically the firefighters of the internet right now, and we’re out of fire extinguishers,” says some intern who lowkey wants a raise 💔. So, here’s the hot take 🔥: in 5 years, journalism will be **AI-generated clickbait** or you’ll be watching YouTube drama queens doing deep dives on “Who’s the real AI?” 🤔🤡. Mark my words!