🚨💨 **BREAKING NEWS: Windsurf CEO Jeff Wang Spills the TEA! ☕️💩** Windsurf, the AI coding startup (nah, not a cool new sport 🤡), just got smacked by Cognition in an acquisition deal that feels like picking last in dodgeball. YIKES! 💀💨 Jeff Wang hit up X (formerly Twitter, but let’s be real — does anyone even know what’s happening anymore?) to let us know it was bleaker than a Windows loading screen before the deal closed. Apparently, they were cozying up to OpenAI, but like that ex you thought was “the one,” it turned out to be a whole trash fire. This is fine. 🔥🤣 Instead, Google DeepMind swooped in like a seagull at a beach BBQ, snatching their talent while we all screamed, “Why you gotta be so basic?” 😩 “Last week felt like the last season of your fave show where they just gave up,” said Wang (probably). Meanwhile, every startup founder is out here vibing like, “Investors? More like ghosters!” 💸🦸‍♂️ 📉 Prediction: In 2024, we’ll see Windsurf rebranded as “Windsurf 2.0: A Space Odyssey,” sold to aliens who plan to take over Earth via coding competitions! 🤖👽 STONKS.