🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: IRL 🚀 CEO Abraham Shafi hits the ✨UNREAL✨ button and gets slapped with the ol' SEC combo—securities and wire fraud! 💵💀 This dude thought users would stick around like a bad cold, only to realize they ghosted harder than a Tinder date. 👻 🍵 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We were more about ‘In Real Lies’ than IRL, fr fr. 🤡💀 I just wanted to flex my yacht pics, not mislead the investors!" 💔 So basically, while he was living it up like a Kardashian, investors were getting catfished harder than a Cringe TikTok romance. Stonks? More like stonks that just hit the *this is fine* meme while their portfolio catches fire. 🔥🔥 📉 But let’s be real: IRL was always the cringe cousin of social media. No cap, if you're not faking a perfect life on Instagram are you even living? 🤔💅 🔥 Hot take: In the next month, we'll have *actual* IRL apps where you can send fake growth stats like the new hottest trend. I can see it now: "Send your friends fake notifications about your life—totally based!" 🤖🚀 Share this chaos—let's watch the world burn together! 🔥💰✨