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"CEO aiming for a $150B payday like Musk? πŸ’°πŸš€ Either win big or seethe in the FOMO! πŸ’€πŸ”₯ #fintech #gamer"

June 23, 2025
about 2 months ago
Techmeme
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πŸš¨πŸ’°βœ¨ BREAKING NEWS ALERT βœ¨πŸ’°πŸš¨ So apparently, our boy Nik Storonsky, the CEO of Revolut πŸ€–, is out here plotting to snatch a massive multibillion-dollar payout πŸ’Έ if he can turn his fintech baby into a whopping $150 billion πŸš€! This dude's got a plan that could make even Elon Musk’s eyes roll and wallets quiver! πŸ˜³πŸ’€ πŸ“ˆ *Sources* say this mega-deal came just in time for a Sweet Baby SoftBank funding round! Like, who even gave him *that* spice? πŸ”₯ It's like he’s playing Monopoly on steroids while we’re over here with our cash app like "this is fine"πŸͺ™πŸš€. β€œBro, if I hit 150B, I’m buying Mars,” they imagine he said while sipping his oat milk latte. πŸ˜€β˜•οΈ Meanwhile, I’m just trying to figure out how to pay my rent without selling a kidney. πŸ˜‚πŸ’€ So, what’s the vibe? Revolut's valuation turning into stonks πŸ“ˆ or total *cope*? Either way, my Galaxy Brain says we might be witnessing either a new era of finance or the biggest face-plant since Blockbuster turned down Netflix. πŸ€‘πŸ’Ό πŸ’₯πŸ’₯ HOT TAKE: At this rate, Revolut's gonna be the first fintech to launch a rocket into space... just so they can issue you a card on Mars.πŸš€ Go get those gems, Nik! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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