🎉🚀 **BREAKING: AI Caught Lacking in the Boardroom Buffet** 🔍💤 Buckle up y’all, 'cause Celosphere 2025 just dropped the tea 🍵☕! In a world where everyone claims they've got the ultimate AI solution—turns out only 11% of companies are *actually* reaping the benefits. 11%? That's less than my friend's success rate on Tinder! 😭💔 (stonks arrow down 💸) Celonis CEO Alexander Rinke threw some harsh light on the AI hype fest, saying, “It’s not an adoption problem. It’s a context problem.” Like, fam, what even is "context"? Were all these suits just vibing on “AI transformation” like it’s a new TikTok dance? 🕺💃 #Cringe They spent three days showcasing how to stitch AI into the chaotic fabric of corporate life—and spoiler alert, they call it ‘ROAI’ (Return on AI). Sounds fancy until you realize it’s basically duct-taping your problems and calling it a solution 🤡💻💥. “Honestly, we thought we’d just sprinkle some AI pixie dust and call it a day,” said an imaginary developer we all know, “but it’s more like trying to use a rotary phone to connect to Wi-Fi. Major cope.” 💀🤣 🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 2025, AI will be the new avocado toast—everyone claims to love it, but deep down we know it’s just overpriced and a little too trendy. Brace yourselves! 🌍🧠🤖💰