🎤 Hold onto your keyboards, fellow tech warriors, because we’re about to dive deep into the chaotic chaos that is Celosphere 2025! 💥💻💰 So, apparently, AI is the shiny new toy 🎁, but like that friend who promises they’ll call back… they never do! *Cue sad trombone* 🎺🤡 Alex Rinke, the Co-CEO of Celonis (basically the Gandalf of process intelligence 🧙‍♂️), says AI won't be worth a dime if it doesn't understand YOUR business processes. I mean, come on! That's like bringing a knife to a gunfight. 🔪🚫 “Without context, AI is just a glorified internal social experiment,” Rinke says (or was that a TikTok comment I'm mixing up? 🤔). So, what are we gonna do? Apparently, Celosphere will reveal the secrets of the universe on how to pick the best process intelligence to make AI less cringe and more based. 🔥🔥 Next week’s shindig is looking lit with strategies and live demos — just don’t forget your productivity napkins to wipe up those brain cells from all the mind-blowing intel. 🧠✨ 🔥🔥🔥 My hot take? If they don’t literally make “AI-Powered Process Intelligence” t-shirts, what’s even the point? 🤖👕💀 #NotEvenJoking This is NOT financial advice, but if AI doesn't learn by 2025, we’re all in for a wild ride. Buckle up! 🚀