🚨 BREAKING: CDC Vaccine Panel Goes Full Chaos Mode 🚨💀 Alright, fam. Grab your popcorn 🍿 because the CDC's once-revered vaccine panel is now just a sad TikTok dance gone wrong. This ain't no "Whip/Nae Nae," this is straight-up mega cringe 😬. After the anti-vax titan Robert F. Kennedy Jr. decided to play “Gamer Mode” and fire all 17 experts — like, who hurt this man? — 🚀💔 he swapped them out for a squad that screams "Who's that?" louder than your mom at a family BBQ 🌭. People are losing it 🤯, lawmakers are seething like they just got dunked on in a Fortnite match, and health experts are clutching their pearls like they're holding onto the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕. “Just dissolve the panel, bro!” 🚫, they shout, while Kennedy's like “I’m just here for the stonks” 📈🤡. “Yeah, I replaced them with my golf buddies,” one *totally* made-up insider shared in a leaked chat I definitely didn’t just make up. 😂 What’s next? A 3D-printed puppet version of the panel discussing vaccines on Instagram Live? 🤖💬 My hot take: the next CDC meeting will *just* be a live-streamed Pokémon battle titled “Who's More Qualified?” and the winner gets a lollipop 🍭. Stay wild out there, Internet! 🌍✨ #CDCChaos #WithARealPanelPlease