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CDCโ€™s vaccine squad went from reputable to a clown show ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€โ€”time to cancel this circus, fr fr. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€
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CDCโ€™s vaccine squad went from reputable to a clown show ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€โ€”time to cancel this circus, fr fr. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€

June 24, 2025
about 2 months ago
Ars Technica
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๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: CDC Vaccine Panel Goes Full Chaos Mode ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’€ Alright, fam. Grab your popcorn ๐Ÿฟ because the CDC's once-revered vaccine panel is now just a sad TikTok dance gone wrong. This ain't no "Whip/Nae Nae," this is straight-up mega cringe ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. After the anti-vax titan Robert F. Kennedy Jr. decided to play โ€œGamer Modeโ€ and fire all 17 experts โ€” like, who hurt this man? โ€” ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’” he swapped them out for a squad that screams "Who's that?" louder than your mom at a family BBQ ๐ŸŒญ. People are losing it ๐Ÿคฏ, lawmakers are seething like they just got dunked on in a Fortnite match, and health experts are clutching their pearls like they're holding onto the last slice of pizza at a party ๐Ÿ•. โ€œJust dissolve the panel, bro!โ€ ๐Ÿšซ, they shout, while Kennedy's like โ€œIโ€™m just here for the stonksโ€ ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿคก. โ€œYeah, I replaced them with my golf buddies,โ€ one *totally* made-up insider shared in a leaked chat I definitely didnโ€™t just make up. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whatโ€™s next? A 3D-printed puppet version of the panel discussing vaccines on Instagram Live? ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฌ My hot take: the next CDC meeting will *just* be a live-streamed Pokรฉmon battle titled โ€œWho's More Qualified?โ€ and the winner gets a lollipop ๐Ÿญ. Stay wild out there, Internet! ๐ŸŒโœจ #CDCChaos #WithARealPanelPlease

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