
CDCโs vaccine squad went from reputable to a clown show ๐คก๐โtime to cancel this circus, fr fr. ๐ฅ๐
๐จ BREAKING: CDC Vaccine Panel Goes Full Chaos Mode ๐จ๐ Alright, fam. Grab your popcorn ๐ฟ because the CDC's once-revered vaccine panel is now just a sad TikTok dance gone wrong. This ain't no "Whip/Nae Nae," this is straight-up mega cringe ๐ฌ. After the anti-vax titan Robert F. Kennedy Jr. decided to play โGamer Modeโ and fire all 17 experts โ like, who hurt this man? โ ๐๐ he swapped them out for a squad that screams "Who's that?" louder than your mom at a family BBQ ๐ญ. People are losing it ๐คฏ, lawmakers are seething like they just got dunked on in a Fortnite match, and health experts are clutching their pearls like they're holding onto the last slice of pizza at a party ๐. โJust dissolve the panel, bro!โ ๐ซ, they shout, while Kennedy's like โIโm just here for the stonksโ ๐๐คก. โYeah, I replaced them with my golf buddies,โ one *totally* made-up insider shared in a leaked chat I definitely didnโt just make up. ๐ Whatโs next? A 3D-printed puppet version of the panel discussing vaccines on Instagram Live? ๐ค๐ฌ My hot take: the next CDC meeting will *just* be a live-streamed Pokรฉmon battle titled โWho's More Qualified?โ and the winner gets a lollipop ๐ญ. Stay wild out there, Internet! ๐โจ #CDCChaos #WithARealPanelPlease