🚨🔥 BREAKING: CDC is now the "Center for Drama & Chaos" after Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. 👀 just pulled a *throne usurper* on Director Susan Monarez, who just got the *Congress stamp of approval* like it was a free sample at Costco! 🛒💔 One minute she's sipping the scientific tea ☕ and being praised for her "unimpeachable scientific credentials" (like, who even uses those words??), and the next, she’s getting booted faster than your WiFi connection in a thunderstorm. 🚫⚡️ Talk about a rollercoaster of cringe! 🎢🤡 Insider source 💬 (aka my buddy Tim from Reddit): “We saw Susan prepping her 'I’m still qualified' TikTok dance when Bobby hit the switch, and now it's back to square one, fr fr.” Just when you thought things couldn’t get weirder, the CDC now has more plots than a Netflix season finale! 🤯 This is fine! 🐶🔥 The Transformation: CDC edition will be the next big TikTok trend, no cap. Here’s my hot take: In 2024, the CDC is gonna release a dating app called “VaxMatch” where you ONLY match with anti-vaxxers! 💔💉 Get ready for more drama than a high school love triangle! STONKS! 📈🤣