
๐จ CDC went full-on 'hold my drink' mode this week! ๐ป Where we at? Total chaos, bruh! ๐๐ฅ #DramaAlert
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: CDC is now the "Center for Drama & Chaos" after Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. ๐ just pulled a *throne usurper* on Director Susan Monarez, who just got the *Congress stamp of approval* like it was a free sample at Costco! ๐๐ One minute she's sipping the scientific tea โ and being praised for her "unimpeachable scientific credentials" (like, who even uses those words??), and the next, sheโs getting booted faster than your WiFi connection in a thunderstorm. ๐ซโก๏ธ Talk about a rollercoaster of cringe! ๐ข๐คก Insider source ๐ฌ (aka my buddy Tim from Reddit): โWe saw Susan prepping her 'Iโm still qualified' TikTok dance when Bobby hit the switch, and now it's back to square one, fr fr.โ Just when you thought things couldnโt get weirder, the CDC now has more plots than a Netflix season finale! ๐คฏ This is fine! ๐ถ๐ฅ The Transformation: CDC edition will be the next big TikTok trend, no cap. Hereโs my hot take: In 2024, the CDC is gonna release a dating app called โVaxMatchโ where you ONLY match with anti-vaxxers! ๐๐ Get ready for more drama than a high school love triangle! STONKS! ๐๐คฃ
