🚨💀 HOLD ON TO YOUR VACCINES, FOLKS! 🦠✨ The CDC just dropped a bombshell, and it’s not the “good kind” 😬. Apparently, the U.S. is TWO MONTHS away from losing its measles elimination status — is this a sick joke or an episode of “This Is Fine”? 🔥🐕 That’s right, fam! Grab your popcorn 🍿 because the measles is back and it’s throwing a rager at the Arizona-Utah border! 🎉 Who invited it? Apparently nobody, because the *West Texas vibes* were just too lit to handle 😵‍💫. Listen up, here’s a *leaked phone call* from a CDC official: 📞 “Yo, we've got measles outbreaks popping off like it’s 1999. Can someone tell these anti-vaxxers it’s not a TikTok challenge?” 💀 What’s next, a measles-themed NFT? Because at this point, I wouldn’t put it past them. 🚀💸 Meanwhile, the meme knights are riding in on their stonks to save us! 📈💸 But let’s be honest: if you’re not vaxxed, you’re just asking to be a walking “Please don’t hug me, I have measles” sign. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In two months, we’ll see an influencer start a new trend: “The Measles Challenge” 🥴 — no cap, fr fr. Don’t sleep on it! SHARE if you don’t want that happening! 🤡