🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CHAOS FACTORY!🔥🚨 Y’all, forget the Oscars! The REAL drama was happening at the CDC's recent vaccine meeting, and lemme tell you, it was *chef's kiss* level chaotic. 😅💀 Picture this: two days of federal vaccine *advisors* going full-on WWE wrestling match, trading barbs like they’re in a meme contest. 🥊🤡 One hot mic caught a legend saying, “you’re an idiot,” and honestly... can we get that on a t-shirt? 😂 But wait, plot twist! After full-on meme levels of confusion and a ton of “this is fine” moments, these folks decided to unanimously keep access to the COVID shot for everyone except your boomer uncle who thinks the Earth is flat. 👾🤣 12-0 vote! Even the anti-vax dude picked by RFK Jr. couldn't say no to that sweet vaccine access stonks! 📈💰 In a leaked Discord chat, I *may* have seen a dev say, "Fr, this is like trying to convince TikTok kids to use Facebook.” To which another responded, “Based, but also cringe.” 🙃 So here’s the hot take—mark my words, COVID shots will soon be served like Starbucks on every corner, and the next hot trend? Vax apathy! 🤖🔥💉 SHARE THIS TO SPREAD THE CHAOS!! 🚀💫