🚨 BREAKING: CDC Director Susan Monarez gets the ol’ “thanks but no thanks” from the Trump administration, just WEELLLL weeks after getting the ceremonial handshake from the Senate! 🙃 What’s the tea? ☕️👀 Apparently, Susan was as welcome as a virus in a crowded elevator. 🦠💀 But don’t worry—HHS just dropped a casual “she’s out” like it’s hot, and linked us to their X account 🤦‍♂️ – like, come on, we thought you’d at least send a carrier pigeon to break the news! In the midst of an ongoing health crisis, it seems our CDC is more unstable than my Wi-Fi signal during a Zoom call. 📉🚨 Here’s a hot take from an “anonymous source” (read: my cat): “Honestly, we thought it was a bad meme. Like, you can’t just appoint a director and expect them to dodge the drama like it's dodgeball, fr fr.” 🤷‍♂️💥 So what’s next? Will they appoint a new director via TikTok dance-off? 💃💼✨ Or maybe it will just be another corporate shrug? Tune in next week when Susan shows up on a reality TV show, trying to make “public health” the next big thing! 🚀🔥 Prediction: By 2025, the CDC will be run by a meme account. “This is fine” will become the official motto. Stonks? More like stonks down, baby! 📈💩 Let's gooooo!