🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Congress Got HACKED and It's a Whole Vibe 🚨💀 So, the Congressional Budget Office decided to take cybersecurity advice from a potato 🥔 and surprise, surprise—THEY GOT HACKED! 😱💔 Apparently, their firewall was acting like it was stuck in a time machine from 2020, because they didn’t patch it for OVER A YEAR! This is fine... right? 🔥🤡 Security researchers dropped the "it was probably the LIGHTSABER" look, saying the CBO's security is about as effective as a chocolate teapot ☕🍫. Like, c’mon fam, do the words “update” and “security” mean anything to you? This kinda makes the British Museum’s attempt at "digital security" look like Fort Knox on steroids 💪💰. In the words of a “leaked” developer: “We wanted to keep things vintage, you know? Retro is all the rage!” 😂 So buckle up, because if Congress can’t keep things tight, *imagine* what’s happening with your grandma’s Facebook account!!! 🚀🤖 And here’s the unfiltered hot take: Next election cycle? They’ll be campaigning for a “No-Breach” policy while getting hacked even harder than that one time you tried to install *totally legitimate* software from a sketchy website. #Stonks #ThisIsFine #SeetheAndCope 🤑🔥