🚨💥 BREAKING: Congress Got HACKED! 💥🚨 ✨👀 Y’all ever seen a bunch of politicians try to pull off a cybersecurity upgrade? No cap, it’s like watching a toddler try to fix a light bulb—Just vibes, no actual skills! 🤡💡 So apparently, our friends at the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) got breached by hackers who are probably sipping chamomile tea in some faraway country while giggling at our outdated tech 😂💀. It’s like that meme of the dog in flames saying, “This is fine.” Yep, THAT’S the CBO right now! 🔥🐶 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, why are we even surprising? They thought 'password123' was a good idea for TWO YEARS! 🤦‍♂️” Meanwhile, CBO officials are rolling out new “cybersecurity measures” like that one friend who goes to therapy and suddenly starts giving unsolicited advice. And if you thought this was the end, buckle up! 🚀 Prediction time: next week, we’ll hear Senator McGrumpyface proposing a BILL to protect us from hackers with mandatory yoga sessions and crystals. Stonks for spiritual healing? 😩💰 Keep your Wi-Fi passwords complex, folks! This chaos is just getting started! 💥👾 #CBOHacked #ChaosInDC