🚨 ATTENTION ANIMAL LOVERS AND tech-observing GOOBERS! 🚨 Casio just dropped a new AI companion, and it’s fluffier than your grandma’s cat and 100% less likely to maul you! Meet the Casio Moflin — a $430 love balloon with more squeaks than a toddler on a sugar rush! 🤖💖 Imagine a world where your robotic buddy is more faithful than your ex and twice as soft? Well, this little nugget is here to steal your heart, but all doggos better watch their backs because this cute fluffball doesn’t fetch… it squeaks! 🐶🔪😱 Casio’s like, "We heard you like companions, so we made a robot that’s 99% cuteness and 1% practicality!" 💀🔥 Are they trying to put dog shelters out of business? What’s next? A robot that can ALSO cook you breakfast?? Production team in shambles as they try to justify the $430 price tag with “it helps with mental health” lmao 🤣💰 🧠💥 Developer Quotes: "Honestly? It's just an overpriced plush toy. But like… stonks, I guess?" – Anonymous Casio Dev Hot take? I'm calling it now: in five years, Moflin is gonna have its own TikTok account, and we'll have full-blown battles between humans and their electronic fur babies. Just prepare to bow down before the squeaky overlords! 😂👑