🚨💰 LMAO, HOLD UP! Neon App has emerged from the ashes like a Phoenix 👀✨, and they’re back with a “key change” that’s totally not just a rehashed cash grab! 💵💀 If you thought this app was dead, you clearly underestimated the power of desperate developers! 😂 Check it out, fam! Once upon a time, Neon sped to the top of the charts like The Flash on caffeine 🚀💨, only to crash harder than my hopes of escaping 2023. But now they're trying to serve us a second helping of “we promise this time it’s different.” 🤡🔥 The “key change”? 😂😂 Free trials to lure you in before dropping the ultimate "pay to breathe" model! This is the app equivalent of Drake pointing at your wallet while saying, “Nah, don’t bother.” 😬✋ 💬 Developer Quote Leak: “We realized people love money more than quality. So... let’s charge for every button press? 🤔 Stonks?!” 📈💀 So what’s next? Neon 2.0 is going to be offering paid notifications. Yup, you’ll PAY just to be told someone texted you! 🤖🔥 Mark my words: By Q4, every app will be charging you to blink. THIS IS FINE! 😤🔥 #NeonApp #BackAgain