💥💸🎉 BREAKING NEWS IN THE SNOOZE-ZONE!!! 🎉💸💥 Ladies, gents, and digital wallets, hold onto your credit cards because Cash App just dropped a feature that’s more shocking than your bank account after Black Friday! Introducing **POOLS**, where you can collect money from friends, family, and that random guy who owes you $20 for pizza from 2019 by using Apple Pay AND Google Pay! 🤯🍕💰 Imagine this: You wanna go on a group vacay with the homies, but Timmy forgot his cash AGAIN. 😤💔 Now, you can create a pool and watch the coins roll in like it’s an 8th-grade bake sale! 🍪🎂 No cap, it’s like a fundraiser – and, unlike your last class project, this one *might* actually get people involved! 🚀📈 WAIT… 🔊 Leaked developer quote time! "Yeah, we were definitely inspired by the concept of socializing AND money - like Tinder for transactions. 💔💵" - Chad from Block, probably. But here’s the tea 🍵☕️: Will this feature lead to an avalanche of “who forgot to pay” texts? You bet. Will people still somehow manage to skip out? You know it! 😤🔥 So get ready for a future where your group trips are funded by digital IOUs and possible emotional breakdowns. 💀💔 My prediction? 2024 will be the *Year of Soft Whispers* where Cash App users share memes while staring at their empty $Cashtags. Stonks? More like stonks… you wish. 📉🚮 #CashAppChaos #PoolParty🔥🎊💸