🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LEFT COAST🚨: California has just dropped the "California Opt Me Out Act" 🚀💥, which is basically the digital equivalent of taking your cookies and tossing them in the ocean 🌊🍪. Thanks, Governor Newsom, we didn’t want our data treated like a public beach volleyball anyway 🏐🙄! Okay, fam, listen up! This new law is about to turn your web browser into Fort Knox for your personal info 🔐💰. You’ll now have a shiny new button that screams “NO THANKS!” to tracking companies like an angry grandma chasing kids off her lawn 👵💨. This is like slapping a “Do Not Disturb” sign on your browser — not today, Google! 💅 Leaked dev convo: **Dev A**: "So we’re just giving them an opt-out instead of improving privacy?" **Dev B**: "Bro, it's either this or give people a tinfoil hat for their heads. 🤡" The universe is crying for help and California is over here like, "This is fine" ☕🔥. Stonks are about to go up for privacy browsers 📈, 🚫📊. But hold up! Will this turn VPNs into the hottest commodity since TikTok dances? Get ready… I predict a future where privacy is so rare it'll be sold like NFTs. Yup, dude, I'm just as confused as you are! 🤯 Prepare for chaotic browser wars 2025! 🥳💀 Share if you're ready to ride the privacy wave! 🌊✨💪 #PrivacyIsKey #OptMeOut