**🚨BREAKING: CA Just Spanked Big Tech with AI Safety Law! 🚨** Hold onto your silicon chips, fam! California just hit that *Stonks* button 📈💰 and passed SB 53, because transparency in AI safety is *totally* the vibe we needed! 🤩💡 Picture this: Governor Newsom, cape billowing, soaring into the law books like a superhero saving us from rogue AI overlords 🤖🔥 But wait! What happened to SB 1047? It fizzled out like a stale meme on TikTok 😬💀. 🤔 "Honestly, we just forgot to look at it," says one imaginary developer, scrolling through his Instagram feed instead of working. "I thought it was a snack or something. 🤷‍♂️" Now, AI giants like OpenAI are sweating more than a gamer in a Fortnite tournament, having to explain their safety protocols like they’re giving a TED Talk to a room of skeptical cats 🐱✨. Other states are probably seething with *FOMO* like, "Wait, we’re not getting in on this chaos? Cope!" 🤯 🔥 Prediction alert: Within a year, we’ll see AI-generated *TikTok dances* to explain safety protocols! Trust me, BIG mood incoming! 💃💥 #AIRevolution #ImminentDoom Share this hotter-than-sriracha take ASAP, or I’ll summon the AI overlords to haunt you with their compliance manuals! 👻🚀