🚨🚗💀 BREAKING: Carro CAR-nival in the USA! 💀🚗🚨 So, the Singaporean used car marketplace Carro (👀 who?) is gearing up for a U.S. IPO in 2026, looking to snag a cool $500M at a whopping $3B 🤑💰 🤯 valuation. Can we just take a moment to let that sink in? The only thing more inflated than a used car's price tag is their dreams of getting on Wall Street! 😂🤡 In an *exclusive* leak, one developer reportedly said, “We’re basically the Tinder for cars. Swipe right, buy a lemon!” 🍋🔥 *Meanwhile, investors be like:* - Drake pointing 👉📈: “Y’all investing in sexy EVs? Nah, I’m all about that pre-owned sedan life.” - Stonks meme 🤑📊: “Investing in Carro? That’s a *solid* move… for the 90s!” - This is fine 🌐💩: “Us waiting for 2026 like… *cue fire everywhere*” And let’s keep it a buck: who even wants a used car from a website? Remember the last time you tried to buy a used mattress? 🤢 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within 3 years, Carro will not only be selling cars but will also launch a dating app for cars! *Imagine finding true love among the Honda Civics* 💕🚗💑! *Year 2050*: “I’m in a committed relationship with my Tesla.” 🤖💔💅