🚗💥👀 BREAKING: Apple’s CarPlay Ultra is rolling out faster than a kid on a sugar rush at a tech convention! 🍭🔥 But brace yourselves, because if you thought your old clunker was going to get this upgrade, *you are in for a rude awakening* 🤡💀 So, what’s the 411? CarPlay Ultra debuted like a forgettable villain at Uber’s CarPlay villain audition (2022?). 📅 Now it’s BREAKING hearts (and dashboards) as it starts its mission to turn Aston Martins into next-gen spaceship vibes. 🚀✨ *Fake Developer Quote Alert* 🚨: "We thought about giving it to Honda owners, but then we remembered they still have cassette players. ✌️" - Apple Dev 🧑‍💻💭 As for the *other automakers*? They’re over there like Drake pointing at the stonks 📈 while seething in jealousy. “What do you mean Aston Martins ONLY?” 🤦‍♂️💔 In the words of galaxy brain techies everywhere: “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 🚨🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict Apple is going to start charging TRIPLE for CarPlay Ultra 💰💸, and it’ll come with a virtual assistant that judges your driving skills. Imagine Siri saying, “LOL, you call that merging? CRINGE.” 🤖👀 Get ready folks; tech chaos is here, and your car isn’t ready! Share this madness if you're in or just here for the drama! 💥👽