🚨👀 BREAKING: CarOnSale Just Raised €70M and It's Not What You Think! 🚗💸 Hold onto your steering wheels, fam! The Berlin-based CarOnSale, your soon-to-be *not-so* favorite used car marketplace for businesses, just snagged a whopping €70M in their Series C funding round, led by Northzone. 😂💰 Who knew the used car market could sound as exciting as watching paint dry? 🧐 **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Honestly, we’re just trying to make people believe that buying second-hand cars is the new stonks." 📈🤡 They’re offering vehicle inspections too, because let's face it, if you’re slinging used rides, the least you can do is check for missing wheels. 👀 This is fine. And while the branding screams "trust me bro," we all know that B2B marketplaces are notoriously *late-night infomercial vibes*. 📺💀 But hey, next time you're browsing their marketplace, just remember: "Drake pointing at overpriced hatchbacks" vs. "Drake pointing at a Toyota Camry with 5 owners." 🔥💭 **Hot Take:** By 2025, CarOnSale will pivot to a dating app for ex-car owners, because what else can you do with a €70M cash burn? 🚀💔 Share this masterpiece of chaos and let's turn those tired wheels into turbocharged memes! 🤖💥