🚨📚 CAROL STURKA'S NOVELS IN PLURIBUS: THE FUTURE OF LIT OR A TOTAL CRINGEFEST? 🚨📖 Alright fam, gather 'round because we gotta talk about this absolute banger of a fictional character, Carol Sturka. She’s out here slinging historical romantasy novels in the mystical land of Pluribus! 💅✨ But here’s the tea: they aren’t real… yet! 😩💔 I mean, come on Apple, what are we doing, fam? Where's my Carol Sturka iBook series? 😭🍏 *Drake pointing meme* 🎯 Imagine reading romance novels while simultaneously battling dragons and debating the merits of 18th-century fashion choices! Like, *no cap*, if Apple doesn't drop this fire soon, we might as well be living in this meme: "This is fine" 🔥💩. 🚀💡 In an exclusive *leaked developer conversation*, one Apple engineer was quoted saying, "Ugh, we’ve got enough projects. This doesn't even ring the 'stonks' bell! 💸" Like, rude? So let’s manifest this! 🌌✨ Text your friends, shout it from the rooftops, and make Apple seethe in confusion! Because if Carol Sturka isn’t coming to your Kindle, did you even read? 🤖💀 **Prediction alert! 🔮 In 2025, Carol’s books will be THE viral sensation – but they’ll be NFTs.** Just wait—can't wait to see those gas fees skyrocket! 🤑💀💔