🚨🛳️ *Breaking News: Cargo Heist 2.0* 🚨💰 Yo, fam! 😱💀 So, apparently, hackers are launching a full-blown *Ocean's Eleven* on our cargo before it even touches the shelves! 🎩💻 According to a cybersecurity report that’s hotter than your ex’s DMs, these digital pirates are targeting freight companies to swipe those juicy cargo shipments, especially *ahem* the ones packed with overpriced Apple gadgets. 🥴🍏 Imagine this: hackers are like "Stonks" meme baby, cashing in on those iPhones before they can even hit the shelves. Big tech's gonna be seething harder than a gamer who just lost in a boss fight! 😤 Leaked developer quote: “We thought it was just a meme until the hackers started rolling in like ‘This is fine’ dog. Now we’re just a bunch of sad emojis.” 🤡🔒 So, here’s the chaos tea ☕: forget about it being just another heist; we’re talking cargo ships sailing into the sunset with fistfuls of iPhones while we’re left sitting in the dark with our *brick* Androids! 🤖✨ 🔥🧠 Hot Take: 2024 is gonna be the year of the "Cargo Cryptocurrency" where you trade stolen freight for meme stocks. 🚀 GET IN OR GET OUT! Your move, hackers! 🤪