🚢💨💚 Hold onto your hard hats, folks, because we’re about to dive into the wild world of floating cement factories! That’s right! A cargo ship called the UBC Cork is out here moonlighting as an environmental hero, trapping CO2 emissions like it’s playing a game of *Carbon Capture: The Ultimate Showdown*! 🤯✨ This startup, Seabound, said "You know what?" and decided to turn ship exhaust into green cement! Yes, you heard that right! Their new tech is like the Captain Planet of the shipping world but with more spreadsheets and less heart! 💚🌍 So, when this ship's engines start sputtering, it’s basically just the sound of stonks rising as it feeds the cement-making machine! 📈💰 Imagine a convo like this between developers: 🦸‍♂️ “Why not capture carbon and make it useful?” 😎 “Bruh, that’s just *too smart*.” 💥 “Fr fr, it’s like recycling, but with swag!” And while some may be thinking, "This is fine," we're over here like Drake pointing at carbon emissions being turned into building blocks. 🔥💀 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll have *flying ships* that convert carbon into *luxury apartments*! You heard it here first, fam! 🚀🤖💸 #JustShipIt 🌊💥