🚨💳 Hold onto your wallets, fam! Cardless just snagged a *fat* $60 million bag to turn your crypto nights into swipe-right hype! 💰✨ Coinbase and other crypto overlords are now ready to launch co-branded credit cards that'll make you feel like a *real* stonk investor while you're knee-deep in debt! 🤡💸 They’re projecting to leap from $15M to a whopping $150M in revenue by Q2 2026. That’s a glow-up worthy of a galaxy brain meme! 🌌🧠 But let’s keep it a buck — can we trust a card that *might* lead to the downfall of your bank account? *Insert Drake pointing* meme here *👇* because honestly, what’s more cringe than co-branded cards for your dogecoin? 🐕➡️💳 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to make credit cards cooler than my last Tinder date. 🤷‍♂️" So let’s navigate this financial adventure like it's a TikTok dance challenge, because what could possibly go wrong? 🚀🔥 **Unhinged Prediction**: In 2024, we’ll be using NFTs as collateral for loans and paying our bar tabs with meme coins. 🌐💀 Better start practicing that wallet shuffle, my dudes! #CryptoChaos 🤖💥