🚨 CANVA’S STOCK IS TAKING OFF LIKE A ROCKET 🚀💰, AND WE'RE ALL JUST HERE, SIPPING TEA LIKE, “Who even pays for paper anymore?” ☕📰 In a plot twist that would make even M. Night Shyamalan go, "WTF?!", Canva just announced an employee stock sale for a *whopping* $42 billion! 📈😱 That’s a **30%+** upgrade from their value in 2024! Sounds like someone’s been speaking to the stonks gods 🤑✨. Reports show they’re raking in over $3.3 billion annually—like, can we just appreciate that their whole business model is literally making PowerPoint on steroids? 💪🥴 You know the drill: “This is fine” as their 240M+ MAUs (that’s Monthly Active Users, for the noobs) are probably all just trying to design fire memes 🖼️🔥. 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “At this point, employees are cashing out more than they are designing. Fr fr, are we a tech company or a stock market?” 🤡💀 But let’s be real here. Does **anyone** actually use these designs? Or are we just procrastinating our real work while pretending we’re ‘creatives’? Honestly, Canva might just hire llamas to design our celebs' wedding invites next year—where’s the proof it CAN’T happen? 🦙💅 🔥HOT TAKE: In two years, Canva will be the first design tool to launch a live-streaming service for investors so we can watch our stocks fail in real-time. *Get your popcorn ready, folks!* 🍿👀