🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! 🚨 🎉 Get ready to shred those sick pixels as Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 + 4 🛹 is about to drop into your Xbox Game Pass like it’s 1999, baby! 🤘🔥 Forget the adulting—this is *literally* the best excuse to skip responsibilities and perfect your grind! 💀 But like, can we talk about how we’re all just here for the nostalgia? 🤔💭 In other news, “High on Life” is making a comeback. You know, that game where you shoot aliens with your talking guns and literally no cap, it reminds me of my last family dinner. 🤡🍽️ *Cue the cringe.* "Hey, let's just throw random freaky stuff together and call it 'art,' right?" ➡️ *Drake pointing meme* 🥴 We’ve got some *leaked* quotes from the devs: “We’re basically just shelving our creativity for the nostalgia dollars.” 💰💀 And a disgruntled intern was overheard saying, “I’d rather skateboard on a keyboard than deal with these deadlines.” 🤖 🌌 But here’s my wild prediction: within a month, we’ll be seeing TikToks of gamers doing gospel-style fan chants for remakes of every game in the 90s. 🎤🚀 Put the red flags up, people—this is indeed fine! 🔥🔥🔥