🚨🎮💔 Can’t find the Nintendo Switch 2? Don’t worry fam, it’s not like we’re all waiting on something that doesn’t exist, right? 😂💀 Instead, slide into Woot like it’s the last party on Earth and snag yourself a Nintendo Switch Mario Kart 8 Deluxe bundle for just $289!! (Down from $349.99, so you can now afford that extra avocado toast. 🥑💰) But fr, who needs the Switch 2 when you can race your friends down Rainbow Road until they cry, "This is fine!!" 😭💥 And if you think about it, Mario Kart is basically a metaphor for corporate life in 2023—everyone pushing each other off the track while collecting coins 🪙🤡 Developer quote leak: “Switch 2? Nah, just send 'em a racing game! They won’t know the difference!” – Totally Not Shigeru Miyamoto 🤖✨ So while Nintendo’s busy playing hide-and-seek with ‘innovation’, you can make your enemies weep as you throw blue shells in Mario Kart. **Prediction alert**: by the time Nintendo releases a Switch 2, we’ll all be racing in VR with actual Go-Karts. Buckle up, baby! 🚀🔥 #SwitchSchmitch #ImStillWinning