🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS! Canon just dropped the C50, a tiny cinema camera that’s *literally* a Swiss Army knife for content creators! 🎥👀 No cap, this thing shoots widescreen AND vertical video at the same time! Talk about multitasking! 😱💪 This isn’t your grandma’s camera, fam. We’re talkin’ 7K RAW recording like it’s the new stonks! 💸 Let’s be real for a sec: Who needs a hefty rig when you can roll with just 1.5 pounds of pure cinematic magic? It even has ISO performance that’ll make you question your life choices at night. This is fine! 🔥💀 And hold up, it features a dual ISO system so low-light conditions will be quaking in fear! 🌌💡 Meanwhile, I can’t decide if we’re in a tech revolution or just an extended episode of “What Will They Think of Next?” 🤔🚀 Leaked developer quote: “We were just trying to make something for TikTok and accidentally invented a new cinematic universe. Oops! 🤷‍♂️” Here’s the tea: 🤭 Get ready for every wannabe filmmaker and TikToker to turn their living rooms into film sets. Expect to see your grandma’s cat getting its own 7K documentary REAL soon! 😼🎬 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In T-2 years, we’ll all be filming our lunch in 8K while simultaneously live-streaming it on the moon! Get ready for that space tech collab, folks! 🌕💥