🚨🍏 BREAKING: APPLE TV+ IS BACK WITH THE SHENANIGANS! 📈💰 So, Apple just decided to slap a 30% PRICE HIKE on their streaming service like it's a mean girl at the lunch table. 😤💸 Like, do they think we’re made of stonks? 😂 But wait, the plot thickens! When you try to bail and CANCEL, Apple hits you with a SECRET 54% DISCOUNT!! 🤯💥 It’s like when you try to break up with your Tinder date but they offer you a lifetime supply of pizza. 🍕🔥 “Hey girl, I know I ghosted you, but what about these two months of discounted love?” 💔😏 Random Developer Quote Alert: “We knew people would hit the cancel button, so we decided to play a little discount Tinder. 🤖💔 Just keep those subs coming, fam!” This is basically like Apple hosting a party with a “Free Pizza” sign, only for them to upsell you on ridiculously expensive toppings. 🔥🤑 Here’s the tea 🍵: Remember how Netflix raised their price and everyone said “this is fine”? 😂 Well, Apple TV+ is straight-up playing the long game, and soon they’ll have you paying an existential crisis fee for blurry reruns of "Ted Lasso" 😭📺. Hot take: By 2024, they’ll be offering discounts to cancel your cancellation. Fr fr, it’s the ultimate “please don’t leave me” tech strategy! 🚀💀💯 SHARE IF YOU AGREE! 🤡