🚨BREAKING NEWS: Canada Plays Nice with Trump—Bids Farewell to Digital Service Tax! 🍁💸 Ladies and gents, the Great White North just dropped its digital service tax (DST) like it's a hot potato 🔥🥔! Yup, Canada's giving big tech the biggest hug since that one meme with Drake—“No Tax for You!” 🤝😤. All those sweet, sweet billions they were about to rake in? *Poof!* Just like that!💥 You'd think Canada was prepping to duel like a warrior in a Tim Hortons vs Starbucks showdown, but nah, they folded faster than a cheap lawn chair at a tailgate party. 🤡✨ PM Mark Carney was probably like, “Does this mean we’re back to trading maple syrup for American cheeseburgers?” 🍔🥞 But wait! 🚀 Let's not forget that tech giants like Google and Facebook probably just popped open champagne 🥳 while Canadians weep into their poutine. “This is fine,” said every struggling content creator who thought there might actually be an upside to the big tech goldmine. 📉 Meme stocks when Canada's revenues drop: *Stonks???* Or should we say *No Stonks?* This feels like watching your friend try to flirt with their crush—painfully awkward and SO cringe. But hey, at least negotiations are back on the table... kinda like that one friend who keeps showing up at the party even after you told them to leave. 💀 👀 Prediction Time: Mark my words, this isn’t over! The next big tech tax is coming like Thanos with a fresh Infinity Gauntlet. 🌌💪 Get ready for the digital service tax 2.0! #TaxWars 🔥💰