🚨📢 BREAKING: Amazon Alexa+ has officially invaded Canada, eh! 🇨🇦🎉 But let’s be real, do we REALLY need a speaker that understands whether we want maple syrup or hockey? 🤔🍁🏒 Amazon dropped this bombshell like it was a viral TikTok dance, but the only thing grooving here is your heating bill. 🕺🤑 Seriously, you can tell Alexa+ “I’m cold,” and it’ll crank up the heat like your mom at a family BBQ when the sun sets. 🔥💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, getting it to understand Canadian culture? Can’t wait for my Alexa to respond with “I don’t know, bud” when I ask about the latest Justin Bieber drop! Fake leaked quote from Allison Siperco: “Our goal is to make Alexa as Canadian as Tim Hortons... but without the coffee. 🤷‍♀️💀” Can’t wait for it to help me find a poutine delivery at 2 AM. All this is fine 🔥🚀 until you realize your Alexa**+** is still just a glorified parrot, but with extra Canadian-ness for your moose-loving heart. 🦌💔 Prediction: By 2025, Alexa+ will be sending you conspiracy theories about maple syrup farms controlling Canada. 🤯🤖 #Stonks #Seethe #Cope Share if you think Alexa+ is just a ploy to sell more kitchen gadgets! 😂💰🔊