🚨🚨BREAKING: Canada just pulled off the most *Canadian* thing ever—dropping the Big Tech tax to stop Trump from throwing a Twitter tantrum 🍁🇨🇦💀! Who knew that a load of maple syrup would be cheaper than making Meta pay up? So, let me get this straight: Canadian Prime Minister says, "We’re sorry, Mr. Donny! No more taxes for you, just Tim Hortons and nice apologies!" 🤧🤡 Meanwhile, Meta and Amazon just raised a toast to their tax-free ride, and the entire nation of Canada quietly screams, "This is fine!" while wearing a beaver hat 🙃🔫. Imagine the Zoom calls between Canadian and US officials: 🇨🇦: "If we don’t drop the tax, will you give us those sweet trade deals?" 🇺🇸: "No tax, no trade! Or I'll tweet more bad things, just you wait!" 😩💔💀 Canadian officials be like “okey dokey, here’s your apology, eh?” 🚀💸 So now Big Tech is vibing with 0% tax vibes like it’s a full-time 2020 meme! Just when you thought it couldn’t get weirder, Canada once again proves they’re the chill uncle at the family reunion. 🔥**PREDICTION TIME:** By 2025, Canada will be a digital tax-free zone where techies vacation instead of the Bahamas. “Stonks!” 📈🤑 Better grab those post-Covid flights before they run out!