🚨🤑 ALERT, GYM WARRIORS! Peloton just dropped a workout collab that’s scarier than your ex’s “let's just be friends” texts! That’s right, folks! You can now pedal for your life while Jason Voorhees lurks in the background like a creepy uncle at Thanksgiving! 🍗🔪 Imagine this: 🔥You’re cranking up that resistance like you're running away from a 6'5" dude with a hockey mask and a machete. Fr fr, it’s like a live-action version of "This is fine" but with more sweat and less existential dread! 🤡💀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We wanted to motivate you to work out by linking cardio and horror. Nothing says ‘you can do it!’ like the threat of being chased by a maniac!” - Anonymous Peloton Dev, probably hiding under a desk. And let’s be real, if you weren’t sweating like a sinner in church while working off that 3rd slice of pizza, are you even living your best life? 😂 *Drake pointing meme* at anyone who says Peloton is still just for yuppies. Prediction: In 2024, expect a Whole Foods collab where you're chased by vegan zombies while squatting with avocados. 🍏💪 #Based #Stonks 🚀🔥 Get those pedals moving before Jason starts charging you rent! 🏃‍♂️🗡️