🚨🌀BREAKING: GOOGLE PIXEL WATCH 4 IS *ALMOST* AQUAMAN-LEVEL 🤖💦 Listen up, legends! The Google Pixel Watch 4 just dropped 🕶️🔥 and it’s got more seals than a fancy aquarium! IP68 and 5ATM ratings? That’s some serious water cred right there! But, hold up! 💀 Before you dive into the deep end, let’s chat about how it’s really just “I’m-not-ready-to-make-my-lifeguard-debut” levels of waterproof. 💔💧 Sure, it can survive a casual swim 🏊‍♂️, but you thought this bad boy could hang with jet skis? Nah fam, that's a hard “NOPE.” 🚫 You’ll end up with a watch doing the Titanic shuffle instead of catching sweet waves. Imagine some dev in the Google basement saying, "Bro, let's put outdoor adventurers on the marketing team. They won't notice the water resistance features are just for treading light pools." 🤡💀 Drake’s got his “My feelings” meme for all you brave souls planning on conquering the ocean – just take that L. 🥴📉 So what’s my *totally sane* prediction? By Pixel Watch 5, they’ll invent water-breathing technology 🤯🌊. So, until then, it’s just “This is fine” if your idea of adventure is a bubbly bath! LET’S GO! 🚀🔥💰 #PixelWatch4 #AquamanButNotReally #ThisIsFine