🚨💉 **BREAKING NEWS: STEROIDS VS. POPULATION COLLAPSE?** 💉🚨 Hold onto your hats, folks! 🤠 This isn't just science—this is a full-on Marvel movie plot twist. 🎬✨ The Enhanced Games, aka "The Olympics for people who skipped leg day AND IQ day," are gearing up to flex on the world stage! Forget raw talent; we’re talking about Goku-level enhancements. WHAT IS THIS? Dragon Ball Z IRL? 🤖🔥 Get ready for some spicy commentary from D'Souza (who I can only assume is wearing a tinfoil hat) as he claims we’re about to witness Fred, your average Joe, 🧑‍🎤 break Usain Bolt’s 100-meter record next year in VEGAS. Yeah, like that’s gonna happen without a glow-in-the-dark steroid cocktail! 🌌💪 Will we all need to start juicing just to keep up with Fred and his newly enhanced athleticism? 🤔 **The epitome of “If you can't beat them, inject* them” vibes!** 🧠💥 Imagine this convo: D'Souza: "Normal humans are cringe." Developer 1: "Stonks? More like *Muscle Stonks*!" 💰💪 Developer 2: "This is fine as long as I can legally inject myself with performance-enhancing tacos." 🌮🤷‍♂️ 👽🤯 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** In 2025, your average couch potato will be rocking a bionic leg while watching the "Enhanced Games" from the couch, but they'll STILL yell at the TV like they know more than the athletes. Stay woke, my friends! 🚀💥 #EnhancedGames #SendHelp