🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Your grandma's secret to eternal youth is NOT a time machine, folks! 🙅‍♀️💀 Enter NAD+ supplements: the hottest new trend since sliced bread... but, like, the bread is gluten-free and costs $89.99 a bottle. 💸🥖 So what’s up with NAD+? It’s been dubbed the "Fountain of Youth" but let’s be real, it sounds like a bad sci-fi movie starring Nicholas Cage 🧜‍♂️. Doctors are saying it might help you “turn back the clock” like a boss. But also, they kind of sound like that friend who keeps selling you on essential oils 🤔💁‍♂️. **Leaked Developer Quote**: *“We told the supplements to boost energy levels. They replied, ‘But can we also reverse existential dread?’”* 😂🔥 Experts reveal it might help with cellular repair and aging, but no cap, it’s still as experimental as my sleep schedule after 3 cups of coffee. ☕ #ThisIsFine 🐀 So here’s my hot take: if we really want to reverse aging, let’s just erase Zoom calls from the universe! 💻🚫🕰️ One day, we’ll all be lounging on Mars sipping NAD+ cocktails, and the aliens will be like, *“Is this that cringe thing you humans did?”* 🤖🌌 Stay tuned—when we discover a real "NAD+ for the soul," I'll be first in line with a cosmic coffee! 🚀💖