🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS in the ETERNAL DRAMA of Luigi Mangione: Is he too big to jail?! 💀🔫💼 Picture this: an army of fans camping out like it’s the latest iPhone launch, but instead of tech nerds, we’ve got court-side spectators ready to witness the REAL-life drama unfolding! 🎪🧑‍⚖️🍿 Tuesday's hearing? More packed than a meme review livestream! 🍕🚀 Imagine a sign that reads: "Luigi for President!" 🤡🎩, meanwhile, the judge is silently thinking, "This is fine" as the courtroom vibe escalates to a full-on NBA Finals-level hype. All due respect to Brian Thompson, but if Mangione had a Twitch channel, he’d be streaming from Rikers with a “Get The Stonks Up!” overlay, no cap. 📈🔥 "Yo, I just wanna vibe," said one imaginary courtgoer, probably the guy who brings popcorn to a trial, while another yells, “YOLO, he's not even the main character!” 🚨🤖 As the livestreamers fight for the best angles, one might ask, is this man the galaxy brain of courtroom drama? 🤯 🔥👀 Hot Take: I predict that in 5 years, we’ll all be watching a Mangione biopic starring Adam Sandler. 🥴 Everyone loves a comeback story, right? 😂💰 #LuigiForTheWin #TooBigToJail 🤼‍♂️