💦🚨**BREAKING: Google Pixel 10 NOT JUST A PHONE, but a FLOATY BOI!**🚨💦 Yo fam, brace yourselves! The Google Pixel 10 is here to show us that it's not just another overpriced chunk of glass and silicon 😩💔 It's rated to be *water-resistant*, which is basically like saying it's good for dipping your toes in the kiddie pool. No cap! 🌊🤣 Imaginary Developer Dave was like, “When we said ‘water-resistant,’ we meant it can survive your morning coffee spill... maybe!” 🤑☕️ Like, if spilling your latte on your $1,000 phone is your idea of “living on the edge,” then this bad boy is for you! 🔥💀 Drake pointing meme: “Slimy social media posts while my Pixel stays DRY” vs. “Pixel phones after one too many wobbly pops – THIS IS FINE.” 🤡💁‍♀️ Now, picture this: Waterproof Pixel 10 in a pool party—stunning! But let’s be real, it's just one accidental splash away from a trip to the rice bag ICU, amirite? 😂🔥 **🔥💰 PREDICTION TIME: In 2025, Google will release the Pixel 15, equipped with self-repairing nanobots for when you THOUGHT you dropped it in the water, but actually just left it in the fridge.** #Stonks 🚀 Share this chaos, my fellow tech fiends! 🥳📱💦