👀🍏 Will Apple actually learn from its AI faceplants? Or will the iPhone 17 just be another overpriced rectangle of failure? 🤖💸 Remember when Apple was like, "We *love* AI!" and rolled out the iPhone 16 with features that worked about as well as my grandma trying to use Zoom? 😬🔥 “Siri, could you *not* sound like a potato in a blender?” 💀💔 Here’s a leaked convo from the Apple dev team: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Dude, what if we just slap a new camera on it and call it revolutionary again?" 👩‍💻 Dev 2: “You mean just like every other year? Stonks! 🚀💰” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Just make sure it can’t actually recognize faces—no one wants their phone to expose their deep, dark secrets.” 😂🕵️‍♂️ So, what’s the play for iPhone 17, fam? Are we diving into AI wizardry or just remixing last year’s emo playlist? 🎶🤡 If it’s more of the same cringe, I’m ready to watch the tech prophets seethe as Apple fans *try* to defend another cash grab. 🔮🔥 HOT TAKE: I say Apple pulls a fast one and announces a new “state of the art” AI that’s just the same Siri but with a different vibe… Sorry, not sorry! 🤷‍♂️💦 #AppleCringe #TechGurusStillLost