🚨✨BREAKING: Campus Just Levelled Up - Hold onto your textbooks, fam! 📚💥 So *Campus*, a chill startup trying to be the online savior for community colleges, just went full-on turbo 🚀 by hiring Jerome Pesenti, the EX-VP of AI from Meta. Y'all know him, right? The dude who probably had Mark Zuckerberg calling him “Papa” in meetings. 😂💀 But wait, there’s MORE! They also snatched up his spicy startup *Sizzle AI* – that's right, it's sizzling 🔥 like my burnt toast this morning! 🍞💰 *They’re trying to stir the college pot and make it more “lit” (a.k.a. make it actually relevant)! #Based* One insider was like, "We're just trying to make Sizzle the best thing since sliced bread, ya know? It's like the ramen of higher education!" (LMAO, right? 🍜🤡) Stonks are rising, or is it just a meme? 📈 Meanwhile, Meta’s busy making AI that resembles a horror movie character. No cap, Campus might just turn the college game upside-down! Expect a meme-drop in 3... 2... 1... 🚨 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, the only campus left will be an online forum where everyone’s either vibing with AI avatars or discussing why TikTok taught them more than a degree ever could. This is fine! 🤖✨