"Campfire just stacked $65M like it's a TikTok challenge🔥💸. ERP? More like Epic Revenue Party👑💪 #InvestorsBeWildin"
🔥💰 *BREAKING NEWS!* Campfire just bagged a cool $65M in their Series B, and NO, I’m not talking about another overpriced overpriced camping gear company. We're in the future, fam, and this AI-powered ERP magic is gonna make spreadsheets wet their pants! 📈🤖 🤑 *Imagine this convo:* **Developer 1:** "Why are we calling it Campfire? Shouldn't it be called TaxFlame or CashBurn?" **Developer 2:** "Because we’re gonna SET THE ACCOUNTING WORLD ON FIRE! 🔥🤑" Two funding rounds in a hot minute? Stonks on stonks on stonks! 🚀📈 Meanwhile, other tech startups be like, “I’m just trying to survive like this dog in a burning room.” *This is fine.* 🐕 And wait, who’s Accel? Who’s Ribbit Capital? What are we, a Pokémon battle? 💥 You could literally throw a rock and hit a dozen VCs trying to boost their egos. But no cap, what does this mean for the rest of us? Expect a future where AI does your taxes while you browse TikTok. 😱 Get ready for summer camps where kids are trading crypto instead of friendship bracelets! 🤡💀 📅 Unhinged prediction: By summer 2024, Campfire will be so powerful, they'll launch a new currency called "CampCoins" to pay for your annual taxes! 😂💸#TaxFOMO Share this like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party because it’s about to go viral, fr fr! 🍕🔥
