🚨💰 **BREAKING: Campfire Cooks Up $35M for Their "AI-Powered" ERP Platform** 🔥🤖 Okay fam, hold onto your keyboards because we've got some seriously *sus* news! Campfire Software Inc. just snagged a whopping *$35 million* in funding! That's right, *thirty-five MILLION* dollars. Like, do they really need that much cash to make a glorified spreadsheet?? 📊💀 Big boys Accel, Y Combinator, and a bunch of finance wizards aka CFOs wanna support an “AI-powered” ERP platform 🤑. AI, but for your boring office stuff? Sounds like a full-on *cope* to me. This is as wild as the “THIS IS FINE” meme when your dog decides to light your house on fire while playing fetch. 🐕🔥 📢 Leaked chat from a developer at Campfire: 👩‍💻 "Do you think our platform can actually do anything cool?" 👨‍💻 "Nah, bro, but we slapped AI on it, so stonks!" Meanwhile, I’m still over here trying to figure out why we even need an ERP platform that’s AI unless it makes me breakfast in bed. 😭🥴 So here’s my hot take: In 2024, I predict Campfire will pivot to becoming a *virtual fire pit* app where you can hold your meetings while roasting marshmallows. 🔥💻🍫 #Innovation #ZoomButMakeItCozy 💌 Share this hot mess if you agree that sometimes tech news is the real joke!