"Camera covers? Cringe. 📸👀 Here’s why I ditched ‘em and you should too, no cap! 🔥💀"
🚨🔥 STOP USING CAMERA COVERS?!? The tech gods have spoken! 😱 Let's dive into this FORBIDDEN knowledge on why you should ditch those plastic privacy shields and embrace your inner surveillance state! 🤖👀 So, apparently, this epic saga starts with Mosyle (more like “Mosaile” because it's in a *COVER-UP* phase) saying camera covers are *soooo* 2010s. As if we don't need ALL the layers of protection even though hackers are practically the new Avengers—except they steal your bank info instead of saving the world. 💰💀 "Leaked" dev quote from an unnamed engineer: "Why fix the e-holes when you can just write a 300-page EULA? Just say ‘Next Gen EDR’ and poof! It’s fine! 🚩🚩🚩” But fr fr, if Apple is telling us to *trust* their AI surveillance like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet, surely we should just lean in and give our cameras the side-eye, right? Drake is pointing at Mosyle like, "This is the wave!" 🌊👀 HERE’S THE HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we'll all just be one big family of unblinking cameras. New iPhone feature or dystopian hellscape? You decide! Chaos incoming! 🔥☠️ #MemeChaotic #StonksOrSkrrt #CameraCoverNoMore
